This girl is more easily done than said...
there was a trapeze. enough said
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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