Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
Can you not touch my dick while I'm holding a gecko?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
sex on a bike is impossible
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