I think my grandma died before she was convinced I was straight
I just got hit by a car and apologized to the driver. I asked him if he was okay.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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