So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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