new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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