This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
it's like iHOP with fire
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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