he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
It looks like the misc $300 credit card fraud might have been our taxi cab driver who wouldn't take boobs as payment. No wonder...
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
A beef tasting is not what I needed while hungover
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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