I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I think your dick broke my retainer, I normally wouldnt care but my orthodontist died and I don't want my first appt to be blow job broken retainer with a new ortho.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Randomize
