i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Randomize
