4 words: hood of his car
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
The bar owner gave me permission to push people into the pool. I'm never going to leave Los Angeles
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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