After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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