She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Be still, my beating vagina.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
So don't be alarmed when you go into your bathroom, he's sleeping in the tub with your brothers dinosaurs. also I'll clean up the sticky floor later. (you don't wanna know)
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
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