i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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