Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
He can be a kind, caring soul but also give in to the temptation of eating unicorn ass.
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
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