And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
My vagina just recognized that song.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
Randomize
