Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I think my brain is throwing up inside my head. How do you live like this?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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