This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
I didn't cheat on him. Cheating means finding out. I made sure he was at work first. After the guy left I got shitfaced just so nothing seemed out of the ordinary when he came home.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
The only thing I like when I am high is sex. And Cheez Its. But mostly sex.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
Here's a tip: do NOT chant "MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS. MATTHEWS." during sex because the Packers won against the Giants.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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