quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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