Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
hey, here's something you don't have worry about since you're a girl: finding crusty cum in your bellybutton.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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