Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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