Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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