lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
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