I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
Randomize
