I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Me: I shouldn't go to the airport bar it's too expensive and I don't need it. Dark me: SHOTS AT 7 AM
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
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