she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
Why the fuck is the royal wedding at 4am. That is obviously not the most appropriate time to drink during finals. It's like I'm bound to fail, by royal decree.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
