how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
so that wasnt chicken after all
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I'm sorry. I know you didn't expect me to be arm deep in vagina when you walked through the door.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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