She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
wanna play who's drunker? I just made macaroni & cheese taco and offered it to the pizza Guy as a tip.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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