Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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