i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
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