I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
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