y did u give ur computer a hand job?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
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I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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