I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
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