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I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
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