..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Hippo gnu deer
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
When a man can't even pay attention to you when you're telling him about how big his penis is, there's something wrong
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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