Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
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