Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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