Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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