So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I made an executive decision to rename my Resume file to something other than MONEYMONEYMONEY.
I just found a piece of dried shredded carrot on my bed
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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