so explain again why im purple
no
its not stalking. its research.
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
How did you make it to work sans hangover?
4 words: Clif Bar soaked in tequila. Just like albert pujols
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Your penis caused this!
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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