ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
Randomize
