But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
You realize if you die tommorow, the last memory i'll ever have of you is your ballsack on skype
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
I most definitely just found a video on my phone that I accidentally took... You can't see anything and all you can hear is me talking about how good your water was... And then I fed it to you... And used the word "eloquent" to describe it.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
If you're ever desperate for a guy's #, ask him to call your lost cell phone so you can find it. Some genius used that on me last night. FML
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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