I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
Trying to take a nap and my brain decides to play "lets have flashbacks every time you blew it with a chick in college". It's a montage of stupidity and youthful inexperience. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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