ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
why is my forehead so bruised?
i found you outside knocking on the door with your head because you couldn't lift your arms.
there is literally a full grown man stuck between the radiator and her bed. i thought i kicked him out 20 minutes ago but nope we found him
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
How am I supposed to buy weed and pancake mix when it's raining?
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