I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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