As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
MAGGIE IS ON MY COUCH PETTING AN HONEST TO CHRIST ARMADILLO AND SOBBING INTO HOT CHOCHOLATE. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO TO HER.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
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