I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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