lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
I think the puke all over the side of my car actually improves its appearance.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
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