yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
Randomize
