I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Now, I know I say this a lot, but you've obviously never seen my penis.
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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