Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
my math professor just wrote "parallel" on the board, but spelled it "pararrel". guess what country he's from
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
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